I uber. Here are my stories.
“Have you ever sucked on the bottom lip too?”
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It’s January 16th, 2016 and I pull up to a house. I see a group of girls, ask them if one of them is ________, and they scream YES! They get in the car. What’s the first thing I hear? You already read it. Yes, that is the first thing I hear when this group of four girls get into my…